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| Backstroke of the West | |
|---|---|
Release dates | November 4, 2002 (filmed) April 14, 2003 (uploaded) |
Running time | 1:48 |
| Countries | China (Bootleg DVD) United States (YouTube fan dub) |
| Language | English |
Star War — The Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West, known simply as Backstroke of the West, The Third Gathers or Backstroke, is an epic space opera sex comedy parody film. It is a poorly-translated bootleg of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. This film was sourced from a bootleg DVD that was purchased by Jeremy Winterson, an American that lived in Shanghai when the original film was in theaters.
Plot
[edit]The Gram Republic is at war with the Abruption Doctrine someplace over an ecumenopolis known as “This City”. Two Hopeless Situation warriors Allah Gold and Ratio Tile pilot their star fighters through the battlefield. Their first objective is to find and enter the Space General’s airship. Before they can complete their mission, they encounter flying robots, missiles, and “disgusting things” in their path. They manage to defeat them and finally land inside the airship’s hangar. As the two Hopeless Situation Warriors exit from their star fighters, they fight numerous B1 battle droids. After the elimination of the droids, Allah Gold and Ratio Tile plan their way to enter a room inhabited by the imprisoned Speaker D. First, they order R2 to display a hologram of the airship. Second, they board a nearby elevator and combat some more droids. Last, they order R2 to operate the elevator’s controls. R2 turns the elevator controller down after Allah Gold jumps out of the elevator. A stuck and descending Ratio Tile orders R2 to turn the controller up.
Cast
[edit]| Order of Appearance | Character | Spoof of | Affected Mandarin | Description |
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| 1 | R2 | R2-D2 | He has no Mandarin name | A helpful robot who guards airships and masturbates on electronic controls |
| 2 | Allah Gold | Anakin Skywalker | 阿拉金 (Ālājīn) or 安拉金 (Ānlājīn) | A young politically-minded Hopeless Situation Warrior who has a romantic interest in his wife The Plum of and fellow warrior Ratio Tile |
| 3 | Ratio Tile | Obi-Wan Kenobi | 欧比瓦·肯欧比 (Ōubǐwǎ Kěnōubǐ) | A sex-addicted Hopeless Situation Warrior who has a romantic interest in Allah Gold |
| 4 | 4 | 8 | 12 | 4 |
| 5 | 5 | 10 | 15 | 4 |
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